I’m watching the Lawn Chair Theater, and it’s a scary movie.
Pizza Shuttle is delicious.
The first thing I looked for when I got to class was the Collegian so I could read the Fourum. The first day of school officially sucks.
Welcome to college, freshmen. Pet squirrels, I dare you.
Hey, where the hell is the Fourum at in the first paper of the year?
To the Phi Delt who pulled his pants down during Serenade, you have a small one.
I want to make love after marriage.
I’ve been going to class with my buddy, and I don’t even go to K-State.
Madonna just informed me that we only have four minutes to save the world. What are we going to do?
Hey, Fourum, you’re even shorter today than my girlfriend’s boyfriend.
I love to see all the new freshmen on campus. They always look so lost.
There’s a Tri Delt with “duh” as her license plate. Really? Really?
Has anybody else noticed we have a bumper crop of hot freshmen this year?
Yeah, there’s definitely a Scooter Boy.
Fourum
Published: Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Updated: Wednesday, August 27, 2008
48 comments
Rolled out of bed for nothing
Evidently my Earth In Action class is so boring even the Professor wants to skip it. I don't mind, just tell us next time...
Your name
To the guy who bit threw his cellphone screen while flicking my coconut bra, I sincerely apologize.
Gaius
Now introducing our president, Barrack "Hussein" Obama. Move to Thailand, live like a king.
Barrack
When does he wipe the smile off and put on the turban?
same
Yes we can? Yes we can ___________(Fill in the blank cause Barrack won't)
