Hey, now, intolerance isn't cool. There's nothing wrong with Scripture on the sidewalk.

Pixy Stix prepare children to use cocaine when they're adults.

Take that ad about mystery shoppers out of the Fourum, please. I signed up last night and canceled it this morning.

The cartoon named "You Suck" is adequately named, because it sucks.

That damn squirrel better knock it off. The lights are off again, and I'm getting angry.

Two days in a row. I knew it was a good idea to put acorns in the power grid.

America has finally elected a black president, big deal. Let me know when Germany elects a Jewish chancellor.

Party on the second-floor lobby of West tonight, like always.

Squirrels are plotting to take over our power.

Sarah, we've been going out for four months now. I want you to know I really like you, but it's not working out. I'm breaking up with you.

I just heard a guy call the Fourum to break up with his girlfriend. What a douche.

I just saw four frat guys walk in to Bronze Image. Really?

Did you know that maggots write comic strips?

On the weekends, women lose their dignity and men lower their standards.

I say we let the marching band play the next football game.

I'm sitting on the floor of the Derb eating dinner because there were no open seats. It's time to add a new addition.

Does speaking another language allow you to be loud and annoying in the library?

Is Panda Express food really made with real pandas?

When the squirrel army attacks, will you be ready?

The SGA is going to eliminate the marching band in two years. If you still want the band around, tell SGA why K-State needs a marching band. We need your help.

Save the marching band.

Rugby players are never out in Aggieville, and they don't know where the trains come in.

Why is the stupid SGA pulling the band's funding? Not just the marching band, but every band on campus.

The football team should buy pads with wings so they can fly into the end zone.

What happens if you get scared to death twice?

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Ben Pierce

Mon Nov 24 2008 23:07

Im gonna guess that the guy breking up with his girlfriend and the guy that heard it are one in the same.

Happy

Thu Nov 20 2008 23:42

I like the scripture on the sidewalks. I is something interesting to read while I am walking - what a nice change.

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